50 умения които всеки гийк трябва да притежава

От блога на Владо, ето и мойте отговори :

(Въпросите са наистина безумни и с малко смисъл в тях. Защо аджиба присъства iPhone, като това е играчка за дизайнери, и кой нормален човек използва макинтош освен по нужда, …)

1. Install a hard drive in a laptop (Не)
2. Perform a clean OS install on a machine with two OSes (Не)
3. Swap out the battery on your iPod/iPhone (Не)
4. Jailbreak an iPhone (Не)
5. Wire your house for Ethernet and Coax cable (Не)
6. Use BitTorrent and RSS to automatically download new shows from trackers (Да)
7. Use an A/V receiver to its fullest capability (every port is taken) (Да)
8. Calibrate an HDTV without the manual (Не)
9. Use a DSLR in full manual mode (Не)
10. Hack the encryption and mooch your neighbor’s Wi-Fi (Не)
11. Solder cleanly enough to get around a circuit board (Не)
12. Use your 3G phone as a Wi-Fi access point (Не)
13. Shove the guts of a modern game console into a retro game console (Не, но трябва да го пробвам)
14. Design a webpage in HTML by hand that features a picture of your cat (Да)
15. Use Photoshop to imperceptibly doctor a photo (Да)
16. Abstain from buying extended warranties (Да)
17. Know where to buy cheap cables and accessories (Да)
18. Fix your parents’ computer over the phone without looking at a computer (Да)
19. Enter the Konami code (Да)
20. Comment on Gizmodo from your phone (Не)
21. Type quickly using T9 texting (Не)
22. Program a universal remote (Не)
23. Contribute code to the Linux kernel (Не)
24. Hide porn from your significant other (Да)
25. Avoid DRM on everything (Да)
26. Know how to back up your data to networked storage—and actually do it (Да)
27. Watch TV shows on the internet for free (Да)
28. Edit together digital video ripped from YouTube (Не)
29. Play any SNES game on your computer through an emulator (Да)
30. Reset expired trial software by messing with the registry (Да)
31. Hackintosh your PC (Не)
32. Download pre-release movies from Usenet (Да)
33. Hack the Wii to play homebrew games (Не, но и това трябва да го пробвам)
34. Get around web content filters on public computers (Да)
35. Get into a Windows computer if you forgot your password (Да)
36. Securely erase your data so it can’t be recovered (Да)
37. Share a printer between a Mac and a PC on a network (Да)
38. Build a fighting robot (Не)
39. Write your own Firefox plugins (Да)
40. Navigate and reorganize the files on your computer in DOS (Да)
41. Get something on the front page of Digg (Не)
42. Get through to executive customer service (Да)
43. Rip a CD to V0 quality MP3s (Не)
44. Rip a DVD to DivX (Не)
45. Build your own computer from parts (Не)
46. Swap out the hard drive in your DVR for a bigger one (Не)
47. Get an NES cartridge working again by blowing in it (Не)
48. Calibrate a 7.1 surround-sound system (Да)
49. Play downloaded games on a Nintendo DS (Да)
50. Talk about things that aren’t tech related (Да)

Резултати :
Да – 25
Не – 25
Явно според модерните стандарти не съм.